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The 100 Greatest Fights of All Time

In Superintelligent sea cucumbers on August 14, 2009 at 3:21 am

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  1. Scorch Vlaamens vs. The Nude Twizzler
  2. Shameful Johansen vs. The Cruller
  3. Dead Man’s Tater vs. The Viscount of Hate
  4. Choo Choo Hesperus vs. The Blancmange
  5. Parts of Tommy vs. Shadrack the Hat Rack
  6. The Enumerator of Deficiencies vs. Shaved Konju
  7. Chami Burglar vs. Scotch Blonkins
  8. The Travel Agent vs. Prof. Rutger Blofeld
  9. Chas St. Pommelhorse vs. The French Regent
  10. Ass Monster Hulsebeck vs. Prancing Eddie Brubaker
  11. Santander the Sex Offender vs. Lt. Aardvark
  12. Shambling Sam Sandwichpants vs. Le Clochard
  13. Vassily Stink vs. Crapunzel
  14. Eusebius the Crapulent Hierophant vs. Cynthia Whitaker
  15. Dr. Drunkard vs. Alp Arslan
  16. Lemuel Punkinpuss vs. The Slightly Effeminate Bulgar
  17. Slambang McChesney vs. Chugalug Bubatz
  18. Josefa Maria Garcia vs. The Librarian from El Cajón
  19. Hizzoner vs. The Greengrocer of Fear and Pain
  20. The Latchkey Kid vs. Prawncracker
  21. Henry Cisneros vs. La Pechugona
  22. 6.023 x 10 to the 23rd vs. Amadeo Avogadro
  23. Li’l Boots vs. Sheriff Ravi Boxcutter
  24. Beaverton Slim vs. The Shape
  25. Cast-Iron Shivwits vs. The Jugged Hare
  26. The Raw vs. The Cooked
  27. Lobster St. Stunt Breast vs. Kennesaw Mountain Landis
  28. The Parbroiled Swede vs. Juliette “The Shimps” Flambeaux
  29. The Vladivostok Trampler vs. Henry Stampfer
  30. Michael Sarrazin vs. Pam “The Defiler” Davenport
  31. Felch Drubin vs. Elspeth “The Sarasota Fish Basket”  Chambliss
  32. Cardinal Crucifix vs. The Housemartin
  33. The Ipswich Irritant vs. Killy McDeathstab
  34. The Athabaskan Dithyramb vs. “Terror” Crow
  35. Bonobo Jones vs. The Jacobson Analyzer
  36. The Dirty Commander vs. Vivian Nutton
  37. Rudy Bazooka vs. The Ontario Inappropriate Toucher
  38. Maroon Climate vs. Kaplax Cheroot
  39. Reindeer Climax vs. “Cherokee” Blisters
  40. Diogenes of Sinope vs. The Viennese Malcontent
  41. Reg Bronco vs. Disco Phalarope
  42. Aloysius Tickler vs. Kentucky Jim Beefstock
  43. Oubliette Ratatouille vs. Axelrod Crotchshot
  44. Cat Bando vs. The Tupelo Rupturer
  45. Weird L.A. James Naismith vs. Captain Icky
  46. Puking Polly Patmos vs. Lydia “The Flange” Dollsgirdle
  47. Punk Rockington vs. Rock Bonkington
  48. The Chicopee Chafer vs. Reynaldo Insunza
  49. The Acid Grandee from Casa Grande vs. Larkstongue N. Aspic
  50. Mustachio J. Shellfish vs. Senator Mashfist
  51. Oscar Diente vs. Anise Castellano
  52. Slappy Martinez vs. The Optical Puzzler
  53. The Beijing Rumpus Squad vs. The Krill
  54. The Orphan Polymath vs. The Mexican Racist
  55. Torturin’ Tom Thompson vs. Alberto Roughage
  56. Vindaloo Singh vs. The Theophage
  57. Boots O’Hanrahan vs. Ardo “The New Testament Scholar” Aboutiounian
  58. Speedy Schmuel Yutz vs. Lolita Death
  59. Fast Eddie al-Zamakhsharî vs. The Jefferson City Shampoo Technician
  60. Hetch Hetchy vs. Tarshish Buckle
  61. Friendly Jim vs. The Terror from Moreira
  62. Nodules Barkley vs. Tiny Tina Lavoisier
  63. Friar Chumbucket vs. The Certified Public Murderer
  64. Sketch Groanson vs. Philip S. Laplander
  65. Appropriate Legend vs. Ezra Von Windmill
  66. Rueben “The Scholiast” MacIntosh vs. Lazar Bent
  67. Laborious Frank Stillwell vs. The Chlorine Mullah
  68. Shadoe Stevens vs. The Robot Pope
  69. Sir Clive Chuasiriporn vs. Jonathan Livingston Sleestak
  70. The Guru of Calm vs. The Wiglet
  71. Hushpuppy Johnson vs. The Disposable Ensign
  72. Ottoman Clemenceau vs. Pinch Yammers
  73. Genitale Monsoun vs. Crispus Attacks
  74. Basement Jack Bronson vs. The Ougadougou Squealer
  75. Algarve Shibboleth vs. Brainerd Murderson
  76. Crudité Volta vs. Crusting Phillipott III
  77. Hotpants Sandoval vs. Bearded Dave
  78. Juan Doorknob vs. Ralph Smole
  79. Bergamot Pursuivant vs. Margrave Fernsprecher
  80. Boris Cripplevitch vs. Väinämöinen Q. Weirdie
  81. Robinson Guesthouse vs. The Nervous Turk
  82. Crush Snugglin vs. Spontaneous Grouse
  83. Bartolo Credenza vs. Nolo Contendere
  84. Scant Phoneme vs. The Welsh Fondler
  85. Vicious Sweringen vs. Hellfire Slim Potash
  86. Uxoricidal Salman Sidle vs. Dr. Crap
  87. Bolbo Wincas vs. Concentric Blas
  88. Kid Rodent vs. Smokin’ Joe Wang
  89. Lance Goggins vs. The Sex-Change Soldier
  90. Diamond Jim Oxnard vs. The Wangler
  91. Mad Herbert Thimble vs. Marshal Stabberson
  92. Alain “The Lesbian Bong” Yamamoto vs. Abruptly Poon
  93. Wine Snow vs. The Mekong Mangler
  94. Kid Squeeze-a-Snack vs. Baloney Cannon Perpignan
  95. Horrifying Stan Washburn vs. The Punchinator
  96. Hephaestus Dirndl vs. Shasta Bromide
  97. Aphasia Ladbroke vs.  Lady Vagina Codswallop
  98. Skeeter Chastaine vs. Grandpa Chewface
  99. Gorgeous Scrote Lipchitz vs. Osama Bin Pederast
  100. David Lee Rogaine vs. Admiral Agony
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