1. Grease up a 5-quart sampan.
Into this pan put the following ingredients:
- arbitrary noodles
- nuclear trollops
- one moon-beam suck-fish
- 5 lbs. holistic dirt jimmies
- 2 newt boners
- the prologue of a buddhist waffle doctrine
- and 4 far-fetched damsel cookies
2. With a sturdy mixer, blend into a simple disgusting paste.
3. Garnish with lizard heads and serve over ice.
Makes 12 servings.
Blame Scott Taylor for this.