Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof

Beam Me Up, Scotty, There's No Intelligent Life On This Pantsuit

In Uncategorized on January 21, 2009 at 3:49 am

It all started when I couldn’t shave the Cuban
Instead mayonnaise plastered my gums as I smoke
Buttering me up in the home of ex-president Truman
Fuck the begonias, Save your land!
He then began to sort the anal beads
as crystal cottonballs snap! I stand naked from the waist down to your song
watching 9 one-minute managers humping a bar-b-que
Toilet poster! Toilet poster!

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