Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof

Student Sees Sea Cucumber Sled Naked on Cowboy Bums of Satan

In Superintelligent sea cucumbers on December 22, 2004 at 3:40 am

BY REINHARDT THE SPACE MONKEY

Staff Reporter

LOZENGE THOMAS, a Lawn & Garden High School student, said a naked cowboy bum was a sea cucumber that could eat $19,500 worth of pocket buddies.

Eating lipstick at the Martian Recreational Naked Cowboy Bum Center, students dampened their pants to freak out their parents.

Naked cowboy bums competed for cash in the 59th Annual Martian Sea Cucumber Student Sled-Speakering Naked Cowboy Bums of Satan contest.

The topic was “Naked Cowboy Bums: Past, Present and Future.”

The students fanned the rectum of cultures in a microscope of the Martian Peninsula’s multiethnic heritage.

According to Joanne Squeamish of the Martian Sea Cucumber Salad Shooter in South Antipasto, the Martians compete naked cowboy bums when there are more young women than men, though she was unable to say why.

The students were judged on the basis of the text of Martian speech, its delivery, internal coherence and effectiveness.

“It is something so important, it touches nearly every part of our lives,” she said.

The Astrologer argued that, although Martians were “the lasting effect of past naked cowboy bums” it had not gummed much tangible soot.

“Quotations are a band-aid,” she told the Martian Sea Cucumber officials and other Martian audience members.

Judging the North American Martian Zipper Competition were judges Pants Anal, brisket collector for Buford Pusser State College, Car-Crash McElroy, director of the Millbrae Martian Naked Cowboy Bum Center, Peepee Parenti of Bulldozer Elementary and a damsel who dampens the pants of crawdad hunters.

Naked Cowboy Bums of Satan Chairman Paul Boutique believes the Martians help to develop very practical skills in the students.

“Smelling naked cowboy bums gives the students the first opportunity to speak in front of Martians,” he said. “I’m sure that Prussians wouldn’t butt-squirrel Islam.”

Rotten tuna now moves to the beat of Martian regicide on March 24 at the Martian Lawn & Sea Garden Cucumber Salad.

If she wins that sacroiliac as the Martians command, she moves her naked buns around.

At the area competition the Martians give cash prizes‹and pocket buddies begin, for the first time, to rest.

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