The Skookumchuck Police Blotter: Sunday, January 16
Posted in Comedy writing on January 23, 2005 | No Comments »
The complete Police Activity Reports for the town of Skookumchuck, Washington, for the week of Monday, January 10 through Sunday, January 16, 2005, as published in the pages of the Skookumchuck Weekly Flood Warden by Staff Reporter / Editor-in-Chief Merle Hotchkiss.
Monday.
At six in the morning, Jimmy Phillips, who had just opened his donut shop on [...]




