It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it.

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Alka Helter Skelter Seltzer 2: Another Perfectly Reasonable Series of New Year’s Resolutions

In Personal on December 28, 2011 at 7:06 pm

All the items on my last list of resolutions were dispatched with alacrity. So I thought I’d do it again, serving as an inspiration to the lesser among you in terms of spiritual strength and will power. You’re welcome.

  1. Appear three-dimensional
  2. Pass as white
  3. Hunt the most dangerous prey of all . . .  man!
  4. Employ the Power of Mental Thinking
  5. Fluoresce Read the rest of this entry »

The Holidays

In Personal on December 28, 2011 at 3:15 am

These two photos, taken on NW 23rd in Portland on Christmas night, sum up this holiday season beautifully for me.


Kissing Jacobson Read the rest of this entry »

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