
Happy Independence Day, You Filthy America Lovers
IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.