Dream Teens, Bob Folder, YouTube, Bush, Iraq, North Korea & Ipod
October 14, 2006 by Curt
You people are simply not listening to me. For anything less important, I would accept that. But you are refusing to visit the two most important websites ever to be launched. I’m speaking, as you well know, of The Dream Teens wiki and Bob Folder’s blog.
You must take this seriously if you love kittens and children. Immediately go visit and educate yourself about the music of The Dream Teens. The Dream Teens, known as the “Golden Palominos of Aleatory Improvisation,” have reunited to record as the DTs for the first time in 11 years. Think about it. You can tell your children that you were there when The Dream Teens recorded “Cry Havok and Let Slip the Dogs of Rock!: The Dream Teens Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp”
By the same token, you are being given life’s sweetest gift, the ability to read, in its entirety, “The Tongue in the Sink: The Collected Poems of Bob Folder!” Suffer the peculiarly-scented to come unto him. Bob Folder has your best interests at heart. I think Bob Folder himself said it best.
rank on my squishy and I’ll launch goulash
chalk up the old piano, blistered and rum
rocketships are a bitter herb
granted, there are some rings
that creak appalachian stairs modestly
my love is like a bathtub in a rodent crew
a smell you’ve never smelled
I care enough about you and fear you will miss the opportunity to witness The Dream Teens and Bob Folder and will wind up hating yourself so much that I am even willing to stoop to the use of taxonomic subterfuge. It’s just so much more important than the so-called “news.”
No. Thank you.
BobFolder, DreamTeens, indie, diy, punk, dada, absurdism, poetry, rock, youtube, Bush, Iraq, iPod, North_Korea
